Guy de Maupassant

2. The Infamous Railway Misadventure

Contes de la Becasse — Résumé 🇺🇸 English

At his estate near La Rochelle, the paralyzed former hunter Baron des Ravots spends his days shooting pigeons from his armchair and listening to tall tales from his friends. Following a traditional dinner ceremony where wooden spinning tops made from snipe skulls decide who wins a roasted treat, the guests must tell stories to entertain the others. One such tale concerns Monsieur Morin, a draper from La Rochelle who took a fortnight trip to Paris that left him restless and overwhelmed with romantic desires. Returning home on the night express train, Morin found himself alone in a compartment with a remarkably attractive young woman and convinced himself that her smile was an invitation to romance. Driven by sudden and misguided boldness, Morin lunged forward and kissed her without warning, causing the terrified girl to scream for help and trigger an emergency stop at the Mauzé station. Arrested by a local gendarme, Morin faced public scandal, fierce anger from his formidable wife, and a lawsuit brought by the girl's uncle for outraging public decency. Desperate to avoid total ruin, Morin begged the editor of the local newspaper, Labarbe, to intervene on his behalf with the family. Labarbe and his colleague Rivet agreed to travel to Mauzé to negotiate with the uncle, M Tonnelet, who conveniently happened to be an ardent subscriber to their political journal. Upon arriving at the country home, Labarbe spoke privately with the young woman, Mlle Henriette Bonnel, who proved surprisingly amused rather than traumatized by the incident. As the evening progressed, Labarbe quickly became captivated by her charm, spending the night engaged in flirtation, secret romantic declarations, and stolen kisses while staying as a guest at the house. Although Rivet grew increasingly impatient with his companion's distractions, Labarbe successfully charmed the household and managed to secure an agreement from the family to drop the legal complaint in exchange for a financial donation to the poor. The two journalists returned to La Rochelle and delivered the good news to a terrified and broken Morin, who wept with gratitude and rewarded them profusely. Despite the legal rescue, the damage to Morin's reputation was permanent, as the townspeople relentlessly mocked him with the nickname of the pig Morin until his health deteriorated and he died two years later. Years later in 1875, while running for political office, Labarbe visited a notary's office and was stunned to discover that the notary's elegant, wealthy wife was none other than Henriette Bonnel.